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Name: Tatiana
What is my age: 51
My orientation: Guy
Tint of my eyes: I’ve got dark gray-green eyes
What is my body type: My figure features is slender
Other hobbies: Drawing

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Turns out the path to the Dark Side is paved with bad Star Wa r s fanfic. Jedis and Siths, whip out your lightsabers and prepare yourselves for the weirdest, most bizarre Star Wars fan fiction in the galaxy. Characters : Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon. Brief summary : Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon are stuck in a trench somewhere. Obi-Wan has a concussion, and Qui-Gon is bored. This is the entire fan fiction.

Key passage :. And it goes on. Characters : Jabba the Hutt and Luke. Really, it made me feel ill. And it is gruesome. And detailed. And downright disturbing. Poor Luke.

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He had to comply. Slowly, he stood up and went in front of Jabba as far as the chains would allow. Jabba laughed with delight and licked his lips.

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Slowly, the boy ripped open his tunic and shed it, revealing his lean, tan upper body. Jabba rumbled happily.

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Already crying? Me too. See you in my nightmares, Jabba. Yoda smiled warmly and hopped up to Aayla. A corner of her mouth twitched. She still grinned down at him, but she was sweating like crazy. Suddenly, all three feet of Yoda seized all five foot seven of Aayla by the collar, and yanked her down, staring her in the eye. Aayla needed a miracle. And a miracle now! Holy shit. He really wanted those cookies. Brief summary : Anakin convinces Obi-Wan to go to the optometrist. Oh, and the three are in a polygamous relationship.

Anakin just appeared speechless from where he was perched on the couch, and Obi-Wan shifted self-consciously.

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He barely made it to the couch before the two of them were on him. Call me, and we can try and find a way to work through this. By the way, I removed the ad and threatened to strangle anyone who tries to answer it with my bare hands. Sorry about the ad I placed in the Imperial Times. Can I please have my General Kenobi action figure back now?

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Brief summary : Jedi Master Sherlock Holmes has just been ased his new Padawan, eight-year-old John Watson, and he is none too pleased. As bitter as ever before, only now with the power to use the Force, Holmes struggles to build a relationship with young Watson. Sherlock just wanted silence, but the boy wanted to talk. He sat down with his back against the wall. On instinct the small child reached for his lightsaber. Tears were threatening to fall down his face. Sherlock rolled his eyes. I need to think, Padawan.

Meditate, quietly. John sniffed loudly, quickly wiped his nose. Bring your teddy bear.

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One day you will be able to as well. John padded over to him eagerly. All past offenses were forgotten. Get started.

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